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"Made in Brazil, Exported Chaos" - Pure Brazilian Energy, No Assembly Required
We don't do anything halfway. Born from samba that lasts until sunrise, WhatsApp voice messages that could be podcasts, and the ability to turn any gathering into a party—we're not disorganized, we're creatively chaotic. This is the Brazilian warranty: joy comes standard, volume control sold separately, and yes, we're always running fashionably late but with the best stories.
This design is for those who bring Brazilian tornado energy wherever they go. The ones who can't explain why we need 47 different cheek kisses greetings, why our "quick coffee" turns into three-hour conversations, or how we remain eternally optimistic despite... gestures at everything. Whether you're spreading Brazilian chaos globally or just trying to explain to your foreign friends why your family WhatsApp has 73 members, this tee is your badge of beautiful disorder.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$19.99
We don't do anything halfway. Born from samba that lasts until sunrise, WhatsApp voice messages that could be podcasts, and the ability to turn any gathering into a party—we're not disorganized, we're creatively chaotic. This is the Brazilian warranty: joy comes standard, volume control sold separately, and yes, we're always running fashionably late but with the best stories.
This design is for those who bring Brazilian tornado energy wherever they go. The ones who can't explain why we need 47 different cheek kisses greetings, why our "quick coffee" turns into three-hour conversations, or how we remain eternally optimistic despite... gestures at everything. Whether you're spreading Brazilian chaos globally or just trying to explain to your foreign friends why your family WhatsApp has 73 members, this tee is your badge of beautiful disorder.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!