"Made in Brazil, Exported Chaos" - Pure Brazilian Energy, No Assembly Required

We don't do anything halfway. Born from samba that lasts until sunrise, WhatsApp voice messages that could be podcasts, and the ability to turn any gathering into a party—we're not disorganized, we're creatively chaotic. This is the Brazilian warranty: joy comes standard, volume control sold separately, and yes, we're always running fashionably late but with the best stories.

This design is for those who bring Brazilian tornado energy wherever they go. The ones who can't explain why we need 47 different cheek kisses greetings, why our "quick coffee" turns into three-hour conversations, or how we remain eternally optimistic despite... gestures at everything. Whether you're spreading Brazilian chaos globally or just trying to explain to your foreign friends why your family WhatsApp has 73 members, this tee is your badge of beautiful disorder.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a garment-dyed finish, this heavyweight unisex tee is sturdy enough to survive Brazilian-level enthusiasm. Substantial enough for impromptu street parties, soft enough for those deep 2 AM life talks, and breathable enough for when you're teaching everyone to dance. The relaxed fit suits everyone—perfect for wherever Brazilian chaos needs representation.

Warning label: May cause spontaneous celebrations, excessive happiness, and the urge to add everyone to the churrasco invite list.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!